Ace's Valet/Mother Comes First/Hit or Miss America
Ace's parents send the family valet Ernest Finley to be his valet on the ship, but Ace is afraid that Finley will embarrass him in front of the other crew members. Mrs. Rhodes is afraid of growing old, so her daughter Jenny tries to fix her up with eligible men by recruiting Gopher to pose as an Indian named Punjab Singh. Isaac's high school friend Cassie wants him to be her date for their upcoming reunion, but he only has eyes for Vanessa Williams, who is one of four Miss America's on board. And Vanessa has an admirer of her own.