How Do I Love Thee?/No More Alimony/Authoress! Authoress!
Capt. Stubing (Gavin MacLeod)'s hometown friend Laura Hayes (Rue McClanahan) is married to a volatile salesman George Hayes (Dick Van Patten); to end his alimony payments, Alan Price (Alan Thicke) wants to ensure that his ex-wife Sheila Price (Michelle Phillips) marries her fiancé Lou (Fred Willard); Julie (Lauren Tewes)'s Aunt Sylvia (Carol Channing) and her pal, Betsy Bouchet (Betty White), plot to persuade publisher John Drake (Cesar Romero) into publishing Betsy's memoirs.