Sean meets Labia,who has been stalking Matt since she was a little girl and is subject to an injunction to keep away from him. Morning has plastic surgery in the hopes that more youthful looks will give her a bigger part in 'Pucks!' but she ends up with a swollen cheek. Merc and Carol and Matt and Jamie both plan dirty weekends but unwisely use the same travel agent who accidentally gives the game away. As a result Carol tells Beverly she and Merc are through.

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