Fight 1: Carlos Mencia vs. Dave Chappelle. The battle for the Comedy Central throne. Fight 2: Ashlee Simpson vs. Her Old Nose. After Ashlee has had plastic surgery, Her Old Nose is making headlines, but Ashlee wants to make the headlines herself, so she challenges Her Old Nose to a deathmatch. Guest fighter: Shaun White (skateboarder). Fight 3: R. Kelly Clarkson vs. Ludi-Criss Angel. The new Celebrity Death Mash machine is introduced. They use it to blend two fighters into one (two-headed) fighter. Singers R. Kelly and Kelly Clarkson are turned into R. Kelly Clarkson ...

• Janeane Garofalo
• Lucy Lawless
• Blaze Berdahl