King of the Hill (1999)
A straight laced propane salesman in Arlen, Texas tries to deal with the wacky antics of his family and friends, while also to keep his son in line.
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Episode 1 - Get Your Freak Off
Release Date: 3 Nov. 2002After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
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Episode 2 - The Fat and the Furious
Release Date: 10 Nov. 2002A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
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Episode 3 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do
Release Date: 17 Nov. 2002Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
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Episode 4 - Goodbye Normal Jeans
Release Date: 24 Nov. 2002Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale.
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Episode 5 - Dances with Dogs
Release Date: 1 Dec. 2002Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
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Episode 6 - The Son Also Roses
Release Date: 8 Dec. 2002Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.
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Episode 7 - The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
Release Date: 15 Dec. 2002In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.
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Episode 8 - Full Metal Dust Jacket
Release Date: 5 Jan. 2003Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.
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Episode 9 - Pigmalion
Release Date: 12 Jan. 2003Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her.
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Episode 10 - Megalo Dale
Release Date: 12 Jan. 2003Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby cheats at a game by stuffing beans up his nose.
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Episode 11 - Boxing Luanne
Release Date: 2 Feb. 2003Luanne becomes a boxer.
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Episode 12 - Vision Quest
Release Date: 9 Feb. 2003Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams...and encourages him to kill a panda at the zoo.
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Episode 13 - Queasy Rider
Release Date: 16 Feb. 2003After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.
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Episode 14 - Board Games
Release Date: 2 Mar. 2003Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.
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Episode 15 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Release Date: 9 Mar. 2003When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
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Episode 16 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Release Date: 16 Mar. 2003When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she bought is poisoning her.
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Episode 17 - The Good Buck
Release Date: 30 Mar. 2003Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.
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Episode 18 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Release Date: 13 Apr. 2003Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening proves much harder than it sounds.
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Episode 19 - Be True to Your Fool
Release Date: 27 Apr. 2003Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.
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Episode 20 - Racist Dawg
Release Date: 4 May 2003Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman.
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Episode 21 - Night and Deity
Release Date: 11 May 2003Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting drunk.
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Episode 22 - Maid in Arlen
Release Date: 18 May 2003Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.
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Episode 23 - Witches of East Arlen
Release Date: 18 May 2003Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.